Well, it’s Oscars season. And I know that you are all just so anxious to hear another internet guy’s internet-guy-opinions on this, the most glamorous, prestigious waste of two hours on the American calendar (only barely beating out the Met Gala and the Westminster Dog Show.)
Being an internet guy with lots of internet guy time on my hands, who still likes to pretend like I’m somehow different from all the other outrageously opinionated internet guys out there, I am more than happy to lend you my thoughts.
So, without further ado, here are my picks for the 2020 Oscar winners…
And, if you’re still interested (which of course you are– where else will you find this kind of in-depth critical examination of Hollywood’s biggest night if not here and also everywhere else?) here is our Collegian staff’s picks for who we think got snubbed by this year’s ceremony…
The Scottyssey 