In which the captain buys a new vacuum cleaner…
Category: Not Quite The New Yorker
Not Quite The New Yorker 12/6/21
In which “one fine morning” finally arrives…
Not Quite The New Yorker 12/1/21
In which Santa loses a very important package…
Not Quite The New Yorker 11/19/21
In which Tom Turkey pulls a fast one on Farmer Phil…
Not Quite The New Yorker 11/9/21
In which the captain asks for another extension on his homework assignment…
Not Quite The New Yorker 10/26/21
In which the captain prepares for his impending future…
Not Quite The New Yorker 10/13/21
In which Oval undergoes a shocking transmutation…
Not Quite The New Yorker 10/12/21
In which the captain seeks remedies for his self-diagnosed ailments…
Not Quite The New Yorker 10/5/21
In which the Thane of Cawdor is rejuvenated by the music of singing orphans…
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