In which the captain gives up on completing his to-do list…
How to Cook Spaghetti
In which the captain experiments with putting olives in spaghetti, to controversial results…
Not Quite The New Yorker 4/10/20
In which the captain starts wearing a face mask…
Not Quite The New Yorker 4/7/20
In which the captain congratulates himself for his level-headedness…
Not Quite The New Yorker 4/4/20
In which the captain realizes he’s perhaps staying too sane during quarantine…
Top 5 Potatoes in Fort Collins
In which the captain enjoys some delicious spuds…
How To Pour A Bowl of Cereal
In which the captain questions everything he thought he knew about his favorite breakfast food…
Not Quite The New Yorker 3/31/20
In which the captain flirts with the idea of living dangerously…
Not Quite The New Yorker 3/25/20
In which the captain squanders his eagerly awaited alone time…
