In which Count Dracula must acknowledge the incompatible nature of his current relationship…
“Beautiful: The Carole King Musical” Review
In which the captain indulges in some funky, soulful, ’70s era nostalgia…
Kennedy Center Festival
In which the captain further improves his theatrical skills…
Not Quite The New Yorker 2/20/20
In which the captain exhausts all of his energy trying to work up the energy to clean his room…
Not Quite The New Yorker 2/19/20
In which the captain discovers the paradoxical nature of politicians…
Not Quite The New Yorker 2/18/20
In which the captain makes a shocking discovery about the nature of human sleep patterns…
“Color Out of Space” Review
In which the captain receives an uninspired lesson in humaning from the great Nic Cage…
Not Quite The New Yorker 2/17/20
In which the captain finally frees himself of want and worry…
Not Quite The New Yorker 2/16/20
In which the captain decides the culture’s gospel of cynicism has run its course…
