In which the captain spends some more time stewing in loneliness and despair…
Not Quite The New Yorker 2/9/20
In which the captain abandons all hope in the political system…
Oscar Picks 2020
In which the captain shares his expert opinions on this year’s Academy Awards ceremony…
Not Quite The New Yorker 2/4/20
In which the captain is caught oggling…
Not Quite The New Yorker 2/1/20
In which the captain develops a more effective means of organizing his very very deep, important thoughts…
“The Gentlemen” Review
In which the captain carelessly throws away two hours of his life…
Not Quite The New Yorker 1/28/20
In which the captain decides he should maybe try being a more active listener…
Soup Ratings
In which the captain dives into the salty world of Northern Colorado’s best soups…
Not Quite The New Yorker 1/26/20
In which the captain attempts to hide his spiritual deadness with exotic and eye-catching fashion choices…
